U-Know-Who ------- An Introduction

U-Know-Who deserves to be on blog, which is why i am here, donning the role of Narrator. I shall be writing a series of adventures/anecdotes from the bygone or rather...untold chapters in the "The Life of You-Know-Who". But you must note that every detail i give is as per the narration of U-Know-Who himself. Though you are free to interpret the adventures in anyway you wish, you cannot question their authenticity whatsoever.

Centuries ago, one wise-man who found out some strange things related to Human Brain recorded those secrets in his note-book and went home. The secrets, the legend says, are so dangerous that it has strange effects..not on people who read them...but on the people whose ears fall prey to them.Back home, during dinner time, he got enraged because his wife didnt put suffcient cardamom spices in the curry and yelled at her. So, when he goes to sleep after dinner..his wife opened the book and out of curiousity, she read aloud those closely-guarded secrets. His ears wrinkled...his brain developed punctures...the room was filled with light..and God appeared. God said that he has to bear a curse for being so negligent with the secrets of the brain. Centuries later, in Kaliyuga( when God cannot be seen), God said, he would be born with an extra-ordinary skill whose direct impact would be felt on brain. The God disappeared , taking alongwith him...the wife of this wise-man.

How many years have passed and how many centuries have passed. But on one fine night, in Kaliyuga,a boy was born on planet earth, in south-india, following which there was a huge storm. Thunders from clouds... the gadgets at meteorological department got jammed. Radio stations emitted strange sounds. Down south, people, in a typical south-indian accent asked each other, "you know who is responsible for all this?". Slowly the question spread like news, in and around south-india and everybody began to believe "you-know-who is resonsible for all this".

The boy later came to be known as u-know-who.

Though not much has been revealed as yet, about his childhood, Time shall unfold every chapter sooner or later and the world shall wake up to The Legend Of U-Know-Who...through my blog.

This 23-24 yr old guy, from Hyderabad, has a tall-lean body. Stony face..Spectacles. Loves to smoke 6 cigarettes a day. And most importantly, loves to talk...so much that people close to him might consider to send him to blabbering..er...sorry...talking competitions. and his favourite topics are the ones centered around his own life. Now ok, he is not that narcissistic ok..but to be honest, he is very helpful with people...only at the cost of talking escapades.

I dont wish to write more about his personality. The adventures reveal a lot more. So, let me start off without any delay...
Coming up.."You-Know-Who----the Saviour"